Things I expect to see by the bike racks: Bikes.
Things I do not expect to see by the bike racks: A skunk eating a cake.

Things I expect to see by the bike racks: Bikes.
Things I do not expect to see by the bike racks: A skunk eating a cake.
mmmmmmm
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHHRROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

ROGER, I WANT TO MAKE LOVE.
REALLY, KYLE? WITH ME? ARE YOU SURE?
YES. I AM IN THE GRIP OF A SEX FEVER AND I WANT YOU.
YOU’RE EXPERIENCING A BEVY OF LUSTY THOUGHTS?
I AM. I HAVE A VERY HIGH SEX DRIVE. YOU KNOW THAT.
WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOU’RE … HORNY?
…
…
THAT WAS SO BAD. EVEN FOR YOU, THAT WAS TERRIBLE.

When a thousand Mary Poppins came from the sky to defeat Voldemort
plot twist: the London Olympics Opening Ceremony is in fact a crack!fic
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His face
FOR THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW: This is a show on Discovery Channel called “Total Blackout” Where they immerse people in complete darkness and do things like this or making them touch a pineapple and watching them freak out.
(Source: ejacutastic)
ive posted this before but this is my favorite video on the internet
(Source: peppermintlarry)
TAKEEEEEEEE
ONNNNNNNN
MEEEEEEEE
TAKE ON ME
TAKEEEEEEEE
MEEEEEEEE
ONNNNNNNN
TAKE ON ME
I’LLLLLLLLL
BEEEEEEEE
GONEEEEEEEE
IN A DAY OR
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Source: everytimeidiabetes)
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
in america we don’t say i love you 4ever we say i love you 5ever (dat means more then 4evr).